Obey helvetica.

A very simple photoshop image, I simply used perspective distort to lie the toast under the horse, used the select brush tool to select and delete the parts of the ground to reveal the toast, then put another layer of the horse on the toast under the toast to fill in the gaps. I also put another layer with a small smear of jam on thei horse's back, and a little color burn tool to create a few shadows on the toast, a little color adjustment on the toast layer, and I was done in less than 30 minutes.